Bonne année!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For those who didn't allready know the chain of command

Poor Joseph....

Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Neighbors' Christmas Presents!

4-year-old Hayden Wright of Tennessee was found wandering the streets after stealing some of his neighbors' Christmas presents, including a dress that he was wearing, after having drunk half of a 12 oz. Bud Light!


His mother offered the explanation that he may have been looking for his father, who is in prison, saying that little Hayden wants to get in trouble so he can go to where his father is.


Aaaaaaahhhh.... what a nice Xmas story!!!

Super bad-ass bbq!

Simpsons snow sculpt! cool!

autistic artist

After flying over new york, ONCE! he memorized it all and drew it on a 6 Meters wide piece of paper!

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a cheap alternative for you Pat!

SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL WORK!

I treid doing simliar work but with live cats, makes for a very ecstatic photo!

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Ohh dear god!

more via Geekologie

if I had Mine it go like this

Dear God, How about giving me a good job but with a really stupid boss and then let me win the 87 million dollar jackpot so that I can buy the place and fire my boss.

Jason

Yeah ...

Well cause . hmmm they should?!?

Jamie Cap, 46, was injured in an accident 30 years ago while playing American football. A head-on tackle resulted in a neck injury that left him a quadriplegic and robbed him of hunting, one of his passions.

"I don't know if there are words," he said. "I'm so happy. When you find you can do something again after 30 years, you can't put a price on that. Some people think it's nothing, but try being paralysed for 30 years and then come talk to me."

For a quadriplegic, firing a shotgun requires help from a companion. In Mr Cap's case, a friend sets up the contraption, safety on, on Mr Cap's wheelchair and Mr Cap aims the shotgun by moving the toggle switch with his mouth. Once his partner releases the safety, Mr Cap fires by sipping on the breathing tube.

Video Games Improve Your Sight!!!

       Finally, kids have another excuse to stay inside and play video games when it's a nice day outside besides "hand-eye coordination." Apparently video games, specifically "action games" like Unreal Tournament, improve vision by up to 20%. Eat that, carrots.

Researchers at the University of Rochester tested both Unreal Tournament and Tetris, with Tetris doing basically nothing to your eyesight and UT giving that 20% boost. Well, you'd better log on and play some Facing Worlds CTF… it's for your own good.–Adam Frucci

Beer Beard

first one to get me one is my new best friend!  yeah.. i'm a whore!

I don't get it!?!

black kid's computer desk, why can't I get one?

The red-nipple reindeer!

what is up rudolf!! you never looked better! I bet the other reindeers would love him now!

predator bike mod

ok I think it's the first time I would actually kill for a bike! but c'mon look at it! that bike promises respect! booty! and maybe even a free glass of pepsi everynow and again! I want one!

Randomly generated code!

This is funny cause the guy who received it started crying and complained to coca-cola! lol

A-hole covers!!

I would make illegal to not have one!! I'm tired of getting caught starring at puppy-holes!

MON PRODUIT DU TEMPS DES FÊTES!

Hmmm I could use a glass right about now!

Comme si un chat c'était pas assez con, fallait qu'ils ajoutent ça!!!!

Bleues, jaunes, roses... les perruques pour chats font fureur chez nos voisins du sud.

Difficile à croire, pourtant l'auteure Julie Jackson vient tout juste de publier un livre sur les différentes collections de perruques pour félins.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn!!!!

now that's a nice x-mas gift!

You never mis-placed a remote up your butt?? what me neither!

Nineteen year old Huang Chen stumbled drunk into a hospital in Changsha, China recently complaining of severe pain in his backside. Yeah, you know where this is going...but there is a twist.

New car Battery a whollatta smaller

It's stronger, lasts longer, is cleaner, only 22lbs and

As cool as this is there'S always a downside, it's 1,700$!

Vous cherchez une maison?

Regardez bien la photo ci-dessus car vous avez peut-être manqué la maison la plus étroite de la Grande-Bretagne, située dans le quartier de Shepherd’s Bush à Londres. Avec 66 pouces de largeur, soit 1,68 mètres, elle peut à peine contenir un lit double. L’agent immobilier demande, tenez-vous bien, 550 000 livres sterling. C’est environ 941 000 dollars canadiens. Pour l’agent immobilier Simon Beatson, elle est “mince”, pas “étroite”, et il est certain de vendre la propriété de cinq étages et de 1000 pieds carrés sans problème.

Les agents immobiliers prennent-ils les propriétaires britanniques pour des cons? Vrai, il y a un manque de propriétés sur le marché. Mais le prix demandé est astronomique, même avec son “charme particulier”. Qui veut vraiment habiter dans un placard géant où il faut marcher de côté pour ne pas entrer dans les murs?

What we should all be asking for this x-mas!

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Iron Samurai Watch for the Budget Conscious and Style Averse

The Iron Samurai watch, a spectacularly ugly bracelet-style watch made from "Samurai sword carbonized steel folded 1000x over," is available from Chinavision for a questionable $15. It also comes with one of the weirdest/funniest product descriptions I've ever seen. More »   ok seriously I'll give you 30$ if you get me one!

the second comming...

Citing his investigation into Apple's supply chain, analyst Yair Reiner claims that Apple will ramp up production of the wonderdevice in February 2010. His date for the Second Coming of the JesusTablet: March or April. And apparently, it'll kill Kindle. More »

14 Holiday Decorations You Won't See in the Neighborhood This Year

I'll start with posting my dream house, and click the link to see more hmmmm... 14 more!

via Gizmodo

Comment passer sous silence l'affaire Tiger...

Depuis le début de "l'affaire Tiger Woods", 11 femmes se sont avancées en disant qu'elles avaient eues le privilège de voir le "putter" du golfeur de près.

Question: Combien de temps avant que le Tigre complète son parcours de 18 trous???

Message à Tiger:
FORE!!!!

I never thought of searching for that, why?

Some little holiday joy!

Get yours now! F* this GET ME ONE NOW!!!

For hardcore gamer-Drivers

The new mercedes Benz scl600

She-Mario is hella sexy!!!

If I was luigi, I'd bone her Gooood!!

The type of images Nightmares are made of!!

electrical problems lead to a major christmas catastrophy!

I ate too many peanuts!

Woo...

Great costume!

Must be hard on the legs though!

Hulk Hogan poursuit son ex pour vol de siège de toilette!!!

HULK HOGAN isn't flushed with regret over ending his marriage to ex LINDA - he has filed a lawsuit against his wife of 20 years accusing her of stealing his toilet seat.

The wrestling hero has gone through a bitter separation from his former partner since their split in 2007, finally putting the marriage behind him in July (09).

But the legal woes haven't ended altogether - the musclebound legend is suing his ex over allegations she stripped the family home of a host of valuable goods.

And Hogan insists he wants them all back - especially the "wooden antique toilet seat from the guest house".

According to TMZ.com, the ex-wrestler's legal team is demanding a Florida judge looks into the suit, which claims Linda has removed items including chandeliers, a tanning bed, and fixtures and fittings.

He also alleges his ex left their house in such a state after she pillaged the goods, he is too ashamed to allow his real estate vendor to show the property to potential buyers.

Levitation.. will make magic boring!

A few very disoriented mice could hold the keys to safer space travel. Researchers at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, led by Yuanming Liu, have figured out how to make the tiny critters float in midair using magnets. The effects of the levitation on the mice could provide insight into how to prevent adverse health effects — like bone loss — on astronauts who spend long periods of time in low gravity. According to the scientists who conducted the experiment, the weightless mice were initially confused and flung themselves into rapid spins. The scientists sedated the rodents, which helped, but said eventually even fully conscious mice were able to acclimate to the weightless conditions enough to eat and drink normally.

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1934027_1934003_1933985,00.html#ixzz0YduqouOP

Meat machines!! I like!

Fifty years hence ... we shall escape the absurdity of growing a whole chicken in order to eat the breast or wing, by growing these parts separately under a suitable medium." When Winston Churchill wrote those words in 1932, in vitro meat was science fiction. Now a team of Dutch scientists is closing in on culturing stem cells from pigs and growing muscle in a petri dish. The in vitro meat project is the brainchild of Willem van Eelen, a Dutch businessman who nearly starved to death in a Japanese prison camp and became convinced that artificial meat would solve world hunger.

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1934027_1934003_1933982,00.html#ixzz0Ydto4SOA

Happy Hump Day!!! :)